*Warning: May be offensive to male viewers*
First, I smell. I just got off work, been riding my bike like it's going out of style, ha ha ha, how ridiculous, biking going out of style? That's like saying wearing jeans with one leg rolled will go out of style, never gunna happen. You might be surprised how often I get that, so, I'm delivering subs on my bike, one of my jean legs rolled (that way I don't get grease all over my jeans). Then I take a far delivery and I have to drive, but I'm too lazy to mess with my jeans and people ask me, so, is that a new style (referring to my pant leg)? Hmmm? Yeah, I think it's pretty cool to look like a jackass, come on people, really? I guess someone could wonder why I roll only one pant leg, but a new style? Really? Maybe you need to get out more.
Okay, so now that we've established that I stink, second important thing, Law & Order: SVU is the most amazing show on television. Suspense, sex, scandal, and most importantly Elliot Stabler, if he was a real person and he asked me to marry him I'm pretty sure I would have to say yes. I just watched an episode, sometimes after work I like to kick back and watch a little SVU, but then a horrible thing happen. In this episode everything was leading up to the very very end, I was so confused, the suspense was killing me, then in the last minute of the show, my DVR (a recording system) cut the show early, and I NEVER GOT THE ENDING. Yes, I am a drama queen, but I just wanted to see the ending. I frantically searched youtube, nothing. However, I did find something pleasing to the eye, what a real man looks like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn_TG4GHDn4
Believe me ladies it's worth watching, and Kelsey I know you'll like it (side note: if you would like to see a real man in person just go to a Gary Allen concert)
I'm going to go hit the shower, and call it a night, hope you all enjoyed the blog today, particularly you ladies.
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